Mysterious Voodoo Skull

This skull can be used once each day, and gives you a fortune such as the following:

• "It's not winning that matters, but winning in style."
• "Today's your lucky day. Probably."
• "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
• "That is one stupid question."
• "You'll need more rum for that."
• "Do or do not. There is no try."
• "You should do something you always wanted to."
• "If you walk under a ladder and it falls down on you it probably means bad luck."
• "Never say 'oops'. Always say 'Ah, interesting!'"
• "Five steps east, fourteen steps south, two steps north and seventeen steps west!"