Player: hi
Klaus: Ho matey!
Player: name
Klaus: I'm Klaus.
Player: rum
Klaus: There are people who would kill you for rum. Then again there are people who would kill you anyway.
Player: raymond striker
Klaus: Sooner or later he will run out of luck and then we will have his head.
Player: liberty bay
Klaus: We have a kind of trade agreement. They make the rum and we plunder it. Har Har Har.
Player: thais
Klaus: The Thaian people see themselves as the rulers of the world. If they only knew ... Har Har Har.
Player: carlin
Klaus: A city that is run by women. And those wimps in Thais have still not been able to regain control. Har Har Har.
Player: venore
Klaus: The Venoreans are the power of the future, trust me.
Player: king
Klaus: If I were the king, I'd fill my court with the most beautiful women of the realm. Har Har Har.
Player: treasure map
Klaus: I've already given you the complete map. Now you're on your own, matey.
Player: pirate
Klaus: Ah, the romantic life of a pirate. Fish for breakfast, storms for lunch and an early death for supper. Har Har Har.
Player: excalibug
Klaus: I guess it would come in handy to open some casks. Har Har Har.
Player: ferumbras
Klaus: Dead magicians are only good for frightening little children. Har Har Har.
Player: bye
Klaus: Whenever your throat is dry, you know where to find my tavern.
